Astronaut Cowboy

Jun 11
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like this song

Nov 29
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kele always makes me feel better

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weak

Oct 20
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Walker told me I have Aids.

Oct 14
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so uh…

hey

Oct 01
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thisiswhyyourefat:

Triple Breakfast Panini
Giant buttermilk pancake stuffed with fried chicken, eggs and cheddar cheese, pressed in a panini press and served with maple syrup and white gravy.
(Submitted by Brett McMillin)

mother of god…

thisiswhyyourefat:

Triple Breakfast Panini

Giant buttermilk pancake stuffed with fried chicken, eggs and cheddar cheese, pressed in a panini press and served with maple syrup and white gravy.

(Submitted by Brett McMillin)

mother of god…

Sep 21
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Cars are little blood cells
We are oxygen
City is the airways
Suburbs appendages

Sep 05
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Watched you throw out your bouquet, now I think about you everyday

Sep 02
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i have a new musical project

An old friend from high school and I got together last weekend and we’re going to start making some music. He has this older house way out in the middle of nowhere in Burleson. There are literally no other houses around him, only railroad tracks and a gas station about 1/4th of a mile away. It’s the perfect place to write music and record. The place looks like something from Night of the Living Dead. I’m so feeling it. Just being there has sparked my creativity so much that I’ve already written 2 new songs. I’m going out there this weekend because I have no hockey game, so we’re going to set up the place and I’m jumping right in. I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited before. Tumblr is going to be the first place I post the music. Get ready world. This shit is about to get hectic.

Aug 27
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stfumarrieds:
“This girl just had a baby a few weeks ago.  Call me old-fashioned, but I think that once you’re someone’s mother, you ought to put away the penis beer bong.” - anonymous
hahahaha

stfumarrieds:

“This girl just had a baby a few weeks ago.  Call me old-fashioned, but I think that once you’re someone’s mother, you ought to put away the penis beer bong.” - anonymous

hahahaha